Really? Really? You had to park behind my truck sooo closely that u were actually hitting the back of my newly chromed bumper. Why would u do that – there are plenty of spaces on this street to park. U had to park right there didn’t ya. you were too lazy to walk 50 feet away and park. Judging by the all the dents and scratches on ur front bumper it’s obvious ur an old pro at this game. I took great delight backing into ur car 3x while trying to get out of my spot. Ur welcome.
It would have been better to tell you this in person but i didnt see u nor did i have the time or energy to leave my passive aggressive note on ur windshield – this will have to do.